Data Mining Jokes

As an Internet marketer I spend 1/2 of the day mining data, the other 1/4 deciphering that data and the last portion reacting to and reporting on the data. I would even go so far as saying if you are a business looking to hire a marketing consultant the most important question you should have for them is "what are your methodologies and tools that you use to mine data". Today a good marketer must have some kind of background in math and science, the days of guessing and jumping to conclusions are done. Technology now gives us the ability to track our work and the smartest among us are making money designing marketing tests and mining the data. The largest database available to us is the Internet and the tool that I use to mine that data most effectively is Mozenda